person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017
your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
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