Nark

Doing something good accidentally

I narked my last 5 bucks and won the lottery

by Deadandme3 December 15, 2025

Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008

Narked

Someone Who Is A Dumbass And Will Get Hurt Because Of His Decisions

"Ayy Homie If You Don't Get Yo Dumbass On Somewhere You Gone Get Narked"

by rfeefe November 19, 2023