Welfare Nachos

Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.

Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"

by El Faustino March 13, 2014

Macho Nacho

A mexican gang bang.

"I need a macho nacho tonight! Give me the beef and the beans!"

by BigL027 September 18, 2014

hot nacho

Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.

Would you like a hot nacho?

by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017

Nacho Story

A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story' but now is a wider term used for other like stories.

The Nacho Story: "One time I went to the pub, there were these people, they ordered Nachos, they cost £5. But then when they came, all they were were some Doritos with some tomato sauce and cheese on, but they ate them anyway because they were £5."

A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"

by ashy111111111111111 March 7, 2009

nachomomma

A short-lived Mexican restaurant in Milwaukee, Wisconsin where midgets served tortilla chips and dip out of their sombreros.

Let's go to nachomomma's and eat some chips out of that midget’s hat.

by G.Q. September 21, 2005

nachas

Yiddish for joy or blessings,pride especially from ones children, grandchildren

May your new son give you much nachas in years to come

by Marnie Schwartz March 2, 2004

Nacho Cheese

Cheese that's not yours

stop! that's nacho cheese it's mine!

by The great divider August 15, 2008