Everyone must wharf textile togas and pose like mannequins while they are violated in the dark by night guards who wear nothing.
by Tlchummph October 3, 2025
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The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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