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Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.
I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.
by SolFrank January 14, 2016
mugGet the Scrunchin' the munchkinmug.

Grumpy Munchkin

Where a woman is taking a fat ass shit, whilst she is being eaten out. Similar to the Blumkin but the roles are reversed.
Come on in here baby and give mama a grumpy munchkin. Don't let that tongue slip!
by D-Dogg77 January 28, 2010
mugGet the Grumpy Munchkinmug.

Munchkin Balls

-noun
Testicles that are significantly smaller than those of an average sized man's testicles.
Wow, Jim passed out after two beers. He must have munchkin balls.
by RM Sue January 10, 2009
mugGet the Munchkin Ballsmug.

munchkin fairy

A tiny fairy-like bodied being who realms the munchkin world. They're cute and fiesty but when angered should be taken very seriously
The munchkin fairy was quickly angered and threw her fairy dust to stun the opposing munchkin.
by Ferret_631 July 8, 2017
mugGet the munchkin fairymug.

Dirty Munchkin

1. When a person (male or female) opens up a another females vagina and deficates a log into her vagina, then proceeds to watch her birth out the log of feces / 2. The log of feces that is pushed out of the females vagina.
1. I just totally gave that whore a dirty munchkin!
2. Wow, that is a huge dirty munchkin!
by Fecal Fanatic September 5, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Munchkinmug.

butt munchkin

The strange peaople who save their poop (see poop. I wrote one for that too) and give it to people for Christmas or save it for themselves.
I got a poop from my favorite butt munchkin in the whole world.
by anonymous September 29, 2003
mugGet the butt munchkinmug.

Munchkin Gum

The art of receiving a blow job from an unborn baby while fucking a pregnant woman
"I really wanted nicole to get an abortion until i receiving a munchkin gum! Now I just want her to be pregnant every time we fuck".
by Ranger Meat September 15, 2009
mugGet the Munchkin Gummug.

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