vigor mortis

Medical term to describe the condition of an undead person (a.k.a., a zombie

The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.

by Kid Vortex March 15, 2019

rigor mortis

like rick and Morty but for dead people

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.

by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023

Triggered Mortis

the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments

Left speechless after hearing there were two genders, Cindy fell into triggered mortis

by AWSDP June 11, 2018

Rickor mortis

The paralyzing feeling resulting from being rickrolled.

Astley's surprise music video caused my rickor mortis to kick in.

by Standfield August 13, 2012

rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007

Rick and Morty

A show usually enjoyed by kids that say that they’re so smart, but usually can’t even spell the word “smart.” Viewers of the show, though they think that they have high IQs, are stupid to the point of using the word “squanch” a word in no official dictionary and therefore stupid slang, in conversation. Ironically gravity falls creator Alex hirsch is friends with the creator of this show. Who would’ve thought that the creator of a very intelligent children’s show like gravity falls, would be friends with the creator of a show that lowers IQs beyond comprehension. But anyways, the show somehow managed to go on for 3 seasons, possibly more, whilst the best we got with gravity falls after it ended is it airing on Disney channel. HOW?!? The show more or less just rides on the coattails of the successful kids show, but for the adults that overheard their kids watching gravity falls, and it somehow WORKS!

Wow! You really watch Rick and Morty?!? Well, I hope you manage to make past 7th grade!

by Jonathan Schillings April 17, 2018

Morty Gordy

Another phrase for creepy. The creepiest type of people you'll meet.

Don't be such a Morty Gordy OR Look at that its Morty Gordy.

by 420today May 10, 2011