A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
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Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.
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Get the cookie monster band mug.This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.
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