midterbarnet

is the middle-child, and the most annoying person in existence, he is like the plague

midterbarnet:*dabs*
Everybody else: stop it and die

by Chrisser_2003 March 5, 2020

Midtop

Midtop, is what you call someone when they do something dumb or stupid. Used flexibility amongst friends.

Stop being a bloody midtop

by Venus230 June 28, 2020

midtskille day

On oct. 26 every boy has too go with midtskille

fuck I need to go with midtskille today since its midtskille day

by Honkyman2233 October 25, 2020

Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021

midtentional

Not intentional. And not unintentional.

Defendant: I did not intentionally shoot that man

Judge: so you’re saying shooting him 56 times, reloading the revolver multiple times, was unintentional?
Defendant: well, i see how you can see that must have required intent with the multiple pauses to reload. But it wasn’t unintentional. It was, midtentional!
Judge to bailing: lock this loony up in the asylum!

by jlccoin October 27, 2021

midterms

Something I'm about to fail, because I am not about to try to memorize the answer to 100+ questions. Fuck midterms, they can suck my cunt ;)

"I didn't study for my midterms, my future is over now."

"you can always become a stripper."

by migyp December 9, 2021

midtao

midtao otherwise known as midtrochondriya taoyualnda, is a genshin player who likes mona and despises jean. They are extremely funny and the best genshin tiktoker, except for kazuhas because kazuhas is so hot😇

- val

midtao and kazuhas >> yoimiyas

by Stalker Rawr XD January 2, 2022