Messer

Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.

Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.

Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.

by wheelieonline April 25, 2009

messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.

Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.

by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013

Blackberry Messenger

An application for only people who own a blackberry phone. It is live messenger on the computer, but for phones. Some people think it is a waste if they have texting. You add people by entering their PIN and wait for their answer. It's slightly like facebook chat, but of course not on facebook. You can also PING people, which can be used to get their attention. Also, when it is first sent, near the side will be a small D. This means it is unread. It turns into an R when it has been read, so you know if you are being ignored or not. It can also be known as BBM.

Blackberry Messenger is just like texting, what's the point?

by Brendaaaaaaaaaa April 5, 2011

msn messenger

this program was developed by micrsoft in the late 90s. it wasn't really a big hit to begin with. ICQ, AOL and yahoo still had dominated the chat-to-chat program wars. microsoft began to incorporate msn messenger into it's operating system, forcing its consumers to use this program and to sign with a "passport" to login. this "passport" could be used for other msn features such hotmail, etc. msn messenger is used worldwide by people of all ages, not just teenagers as has been previously described here. although it's most common users are young adults or college students. the worst thing about msn messenger is that you don't have to type properly on it whatsoever. people on msn will often shorten words and not even use proper sentences. a very common thing to do on msn is adding the internet word "lol" at the beginning or end of any statement. it has become very annoying. this issue has even sparked some issue in high school essays.

msn messenger was developed by microsoft. it is the now one of the most popular chatting clients on the internet today rivaly with AOL and Yahoo continue. Msn messenger has very frequent downtimes. Is this due to hackers? Possibly. Most of the time they are for security updates.

by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005

Messer

The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.

Cincinnati Messer fuck shit up

by Danii Danger October 14, 2011

messed up

being in a daze as a result of alcohol, drugs, or sex

Man he's so messed up.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

Windows Live Messenger

Windows Live Messenger is pretty much exactly the same as MSN 7.5 . The main differences in it is that there is more advertisments; a different colour sceme; The ability to VOIP and thats about it. Nothing much seems to be gained by putting this out. It also looks to be a way to get money from the stupid little kids who accidently VOIP their freinds homephone instead of VOIPing the computer. By putting MSN Live onto the computer you end up making others not able to use MSN because their accounts are not allowed to use the beta. This of course can be solved by sending them one of the five invites you get to send to them. Is it worth it? No, unless your lucky enough to get an invite(easy). It's alot like Gmail.

"Hey Jack, I just got Windows Live Messenger!"
"No way!"
"Yeah way, wana copy of the download file."
"Hell yeah!"
~2 minutes later~
"WTF it's not working."
"Oh yeah, I didn't send you an invite and I don't have any more."

by The real Jordon Fedak, not the one who used my name before. April 9, 2006