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turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift
Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline
by drew23ski October 17, 2009
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Great Wolf Lodge

An awesome water park with crappy food, adults that get drunk while their kids swim, and kids that claw your legs in the hot tub. BEWARE!
by @jmini249 January 15, 2017
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Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.
Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.
by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
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Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl August 14, 2016
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Isu lodge grill

A highly valued asset to society which has fed the mouths of thousands of bloomington normal citizens
The isu lodge grill produced excellent food with excellent taste
by Jerrydri May 27, 2015
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Toni Lodge

Being in control of a 69 position and grinding on his face
I was getting Toni Lodge'd last night
by UKTARPER March 14, 2024
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