Projectile Lobotomy

Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.

spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."

by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025

Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.

Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.

Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.

by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025

Lead Lobotomy

A euphemism for shooting someone in the head, usually after expressing disdain for someone or a group.

If these oxygen thieves truly support this pedophile, then they each deserve a lead lobotomy.

by Baldr57 November 14, 2025

Lobotomy kaisen

the most retarded ass server someone will ever see, dont join that shit

"lobotomy kaisen is a server for nigfags"

by Neo 2.0 June 12, 2024

Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.

Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

Worse than Lobotomy

No the fuck it isn't Jordan.

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023