The sexy old man whose cock is bigger than his belly. He is so nice and sexy that I love him inside me. His iq is 338383873743784754384576473847654783746832378457 which is somehow even bigger than his dick. His muscles are even bigger than his iq. Oya oya harder daddy. Im stuck step bro khaled
by OldManOnTheBlock November 23, 2021
Get the Khaledmug. Middle eastern in origin, this is the name of the worlds best Taco Daddy.
He slangs tacos currently in Chicago, is funny, charismatic, and has too much sauce on his drip.
Creator of the best tacos in the world and father to two beautiful cats.
Owner of @tacosublime and Atelier Sublime
Founder of Under the Bridge Project
Building generational wealth one taco at a time!
He slangs tacos currently in Chicago, is funny, charismatic, and has too much sauce on his drip.
Creator of the best tacos in the world and father to two beautiful cats.
Owner of @tacosublime and Atelier Sublime
Founder of Under the Bridge Project
Building generational wealth one taco at a time!
by Tacolover123456 November 22, 2021
Get the Khaledmug. Khaled can steal ur girl in less in 3 seconds and he’s the cutest kid in the world and can get any girl and has a big dick so watch out don’t get jealous fuckers
by Jessica heathers December 8, 2019
Get the Khaledmug. The man, the myth, the legend. This individual is undoubtedly one of the most epic gifted egyptians. Teacher in a college, Online classes giver and one of the most popular physicians in om el donia (egypt) If you take lessons with this man, you're leaving your exams with nothing less than a fullmark. 7arfeyan nikola tesla w albert einstein 5ayfeen men el ragel da.
person 1: "howa meen da ele beydares physics kwayes awi??? ana gebt fullmark wana aslan ahbal wa7ed a3rafo"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
by average masri January 12, 2025
Get the Hussein Khaledmug. Khale aka lettuce or khaki, has brown hair and beautiful brown eyes, he is one of the best people you can or will EVER meet in your life.
He’s the type of man that will always be there for you when you need him.
He is fairly tall and so handsome, funny, rich, very humble, loving, sympathetic, and often embodies qualities such as strength, resilience, or leadership.
Don’t fuck with him if you don’t want to get fucked up badly, he doesn’t take bullshit from anyone.
Plus he has such a huge dick, WAY larger than average (I’ve seen it and oh my god i want it inside of me.) so there’s that too. I feel bad for you if you’ve never met Khale in your life, you’re REALLY missing out!
He’s the type of man that will always be there for you when you need him.
He is fairly tall and so handsome, funny, rich, very humble, loving, sympathetic, and often embodies qualities such as strength, resilience, or leadership.
Don’t fuck with him if you don’t want to get fucked up badly, he doesn’t take bullshit from anyone.
Plus he has such a huge dick, WAY larger than average (I’ve seen it and oh my god i want it inside of me.) so there’s that too. I feel bad for you if you’ve never met Khale in your life, you’re REALLY missing out!
“I wish Khale was my lover, though he’s already taken. I’m really really jealous, but I’m happy for him.”
“I miss you so much Khale.”
“I miss you so much Khale.”
by DickMeDownRightNow November 23, 2023
Get the Khalemug. by realest jit July 4, 2024
Get the Khaled abou el nagamug. by Candice man July 22, 2021
Get the DJ KHALEDmug.