a sarcastic pejorative designed to indicate someone's lack of intelligence and total genuine uncoolness
Ruddiger: I have a pocket protector to keep my pens from staining my nice white shirt
Bart: Wow, Ruddiger, you're so kewl
Bart: Wow, Ruddiger, you're so kewl
by Drew_ March 19, 2007
A White person's prononciation of the word "cool" Where the two o's are made to sound like "ew". As opposed to the correct way to say it, which sounds similar to the word "coo"
by MissDimplz January 26, 2005
• a word that perfectly describes about something/someone you find awesome or amazing.
• another swaggy but rare way to spell the word cool
• this word is usually used by faggots
• another swaggy but rare way to spell the word cool
• this word is usually used by faggots
by sxnpai April 09, 2015
Sexy but silly.
Attorney: After the recipient responded to your text, you responded with a word. K-E-W-L, how do you pronounce that word?
Chad: Kewl
Attorney: After the recipient responded to your text, you responded with a word. K-E-W-L, how do you pronounce that word?
Chad: Kewl
by gotaskedtothedance5times February 22, 2015
That movie was sooooooooo Kewl
by J!A!M!E!S May 07, 2007