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Jorts

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021
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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
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jort

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.
by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019
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Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.
Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.
by Blueicepik November 20, 2023
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Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.
Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021
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Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy
You suck so bad at this game, you jort!
by mafialord February 23, 2022
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struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
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