Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy

Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)

by Bernatdk November 22, 2021

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A jort is a person who is scummy, annoying, rude etc. No jort is ever nice, believe me you will never find a nice jort EVER.

"Hey you see that idiot over there?" "That guy is such a fuckin jort.

by Thecoolguy11 May 08, 2020

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Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.

“Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”

by CancerousRodent November 20, 2022

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I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.

by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019

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Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.

Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!

by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017

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This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 07, 2018

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A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 08, 2023

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