Gettin' Jizzy

Sending private messages, emails, texts, etc on social media to someone you've been Internet stalking between the hours of 1am to 6 am while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Jackie told her husband last night that Christopher was gettin' jizzy on Facebook.
by Dr. Loomas November 28, 2015
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jizzy jill

when you get a strike in bowling and the pins are thrown out of the way by the ball and explode in an awsome fashion
wow you just bowled that ball so hard, you would've gotten a jizzy jill if it hadn't gone in the gutter.
by joster31 September 07, 2010
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Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.
I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.
by Sleeping on November 21, 2007
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Jizzy Jake

when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat
Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.
by JizzyJake38 December 05, 2010
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Jizzy Crizzy

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.
by Pedro December 02, 2003
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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation
Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.
by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019
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