Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.

Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.

by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018

jiggers

a southeast texas maybe broader slang for Ecstasy pills. Street MDMA

Hey man them jiggers are blue rhinos and I rolled hard.

by dmoney fresh May 10, 2011

ma jigger

a word that can simultaneously let the person your talking to know:
a) that you don't know what your trying to say
b) a word or name escapes your memory
c) your not afraid to sound silly

use it to describe a person who's in a room with you if you don't want them to know your talking smack. use it to tell someone what to bring you (while pointing or gesturing of course). or use it when your just not shure what to do.

. i can't believe she showed up with... you know, "ma jigger".

. can you grab me the... uh... yeah... your right next to it.... that.... ma jigger right there.

. and professor, in answer to your question, this ma jigger here, connects to that ma jigger there, in a way that ma jiggers do, and yeah. end of story. do i pass?

by cherie ann July 9, 2007

JiggerNuts

it means to have electrified balls(testicals,nuts,huevos)

1. i hooked a car battery up to my nipples and got JiggerNuts
2.that booty call last night asked me if i wanted to have JiggerNuts, i said yes, then she tasered my nut sack.

by CROWSAYOTHLAVEY February 28, 2016

jigger

A black person who is so cheap they might as well be jewish, with an overwelmingly large nose.

Terrence is such a jigger with his big nose and penny picking up way of life.

by THENAZIBROS May 7, 2010

jigger jagger

to talk in a quickly manner;to talk so fast that no one can understand

"FBJDFHJDFHDSKFJSLFJKSDFKD"
'Yo man! Slow down! I can't understand what you're saying You're such a jigger jagger!"

by CreativeSTOPDWTLSR June 6, 2011

jiggered

The Irish way to say doomed for death.

"Ay. Old man McPaddy fell down the stairs."
"Ack he's jiggered now"

by Sarah April 18, 2005