Jarrods are the definition of a real man and is a true warrior and born protectors, mightier than the Kings of Valhalla, the Greek gods and chuck norris. Will always give you respect but do not disrespect the ones they love or your time will end unpleasantly. The only woman that can tame a Jarrod is Tegan, so never hurt a Tegan that belongs to a Jarrod or you will get hit that hard and fast you will think you are surrounded and will be brushing your teeth through asshole from then on. Jarrods have large thick penises and are gods in bed.
by Legends of the universe March 7, 2025
Get the Jarrodmug. Jarrod is a man so sexy, handsome, beautiful and goodlooking that the mere sight of him in public causes both men and women to spontaneously orgasm and drop to there knees
by Jarrods admirer November 22, 2021
Get the Jarrodmug. Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
Get the Jarrod Squirrel Incidentmug. Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
by tartshart May 30, 2022
Get the Jarrodmug. Cutest couple and always horny . Sex 4 times at least daily. Never a dull moment with them . Beam off each other.can achieve whatever they put their minds too together. Always helping each other to strive to their goals. Turn each other on instantly.
I chucked a jarrod and rachael yesterday... had sex four times in the day ...2 hrs each session so 28 times in a week .
by Jarrod and rachael June 30, 2024
Get the Jarrod and Rachaelmug.