jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim

Dude i like jackingoff.

by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

Wind Jacking

The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.

Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!

by crushing blow to society September 26, 2010

jacking

Jacking refers to the act of robbing or stealing and can refer to jacking one person in particular or can refer to say lyrics from a tune.

"Did you hear what happened to Leroy Brown on the 93 bus last night? He got jacked by a group of kids... they took his phone".

also:

"That 50 cent is whack... hes always jacking lyrics from other mans tunes... allow him"

by David Fisk April 25, 2006

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

jacking off

Jacking off is after you play withself and can't hold back the pleasure and excitement you just created playing with your self, then you cum.

I love to play with myself while looking at pics of girls on the internet. I can do this for hours and really love it. I like to put rubber bands around my balls, they make them bounce around alot while jacking and feeels real good to me. I like girls to watch me play with myself also , mostly they just laugh, especially when I can't hold back any more and finish playing by jacking off. Watching me cum, they laugh alot , I love it.

by Jacking July 3, 2007

turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005