Hollister

According to "Guppies book of surnames" now out of print. The name Hollister means: "Son of a female brothel keeper."
I must tell my mother what our name(Hollister) means.
by big-dick-brit October 01, 2006
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A common store in malls most of em which has clothes that are WAAAAAY overpriced, and don't last that long. It sucks basically. Most people would love to agree.
"Dude, you shop at hollister? That place sucks!
"Yeah I did, your point?"
"IT SUCKS!"
by KaraKhaoss January 27, 2008
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A clothing brand owned by Abercrombie & Fitch where teens who have yet to develop their own personal identity will go and shop. You can often expect to pay somewhat higher than average prices for significantly lower than average quality clothing.
"Excuse me miss Hollister 'model', do any of the jeans in this store come in halfway decent quality, or at least not totally ruined already?"

"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"

"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"
by Ascetiq April 18, 2010
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a lame store for posers that, like abercrombie, smells like vomit (hollister cologne), employs social rejects with nice hair and faux tans, and sells fake vintage clothes with made-up events on them. except worse because when you're in there it feels like you're in a cave.
"jesus since when is there a cave attached to the mall?"
"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"let's leave."

"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."
by hwell April 27, 2006
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store that is overrated and overpriced. they sell 'surfer' clothing aka. hey everyone, let's pretend like we actually surf! it is very popular, i'll admit, but of course my friend once bought a sweater there and i've seen atleat 20 other girls in my school with it. personally, i'm hollister clothing-free and PROUD. also see "pungent purfume", "preps in disguise", and "jerks 'r us".
Stereotyped girl # 1: Like, omg -actually says, 'o.m.g.'-, guys let's go into hollister. all the hotties are in there! wow like omg, i love this store! let's blow our paychecks so we can look like zombies!

Stereotyped girl # 2: Omg you are so totally right! i want to look like i live in california even though i DON'T!
by steph12345 February 02, 2007
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Type of CLothing that Fag teenagers use,usually the posers who have no interests, also are very picky about what people think about them and their looks
white kids who wear hollister are POSERS...............
by Haris ahmed June 12, 2005
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this store that everyfucking person shops at, originates from A&F. but has wayyy cheaper quality& ugly stuff that you see every person around town+ at yer school WWEAR. yur so freakin original,bjkkkj. my hollister jeans always rip, &my sweaters fit weirdd& my tanks+tees get holes after being worn like four times or so?

hollister has ugly ,cheap quality clothing
by scr34mform3 March 24, 2008
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