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Hepatitis Gee

A non contagious liver infection caused by the Hepatitis Gee virus.

Hepatitis Gee is preventable by not having sex with couches
Brad fucked a couch and now he’s got Hepatitis Gee.
by Brenda and Russ 4evr January 4, 2024
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Hepatitis Gee

A serious liver infection caused by the Hepatitis Gee virus that's easily preventable by not having sex with couches.
Brad had sex with a couch now he’s got hepatitis gee
by Brenda and Russ 4evr January 8, 2024
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Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt
I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.
by Sir Carlton January 17, 2024
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hepatits

High Efficiency Particulate Air bosom.
Stymied by the lack of a particulate mask, the scientist turned to his co-workers hepatits
by Momma Pasta August 21, 2024
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Hepatious Bone

Hepatious Bone (noun) hɑ/peɪ/ʃ/ʌs/ : typically seen as a good omen, a godly blessing, or otherwise positive vibe type beat. Some cultures believe to also be a sign of fortune. In recent times, Hepatious Bone has been found inside modern cuisine such as pizza, promting the cultural zietgeihst of "boneless pizza" as finding this here is often a very bad omen, akin to a banshee's wailing (Yourself or someone close to you dying after hearing this scream).

Other definitions
Hepatious Bone (Epcot) : The bones that Mr. Skeltal's Skeleton Army are made out of, reinforced by years of calcium consumption and prayer
"Hepatious Bone" :)
by Rocket Hops February 2, 2025
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hepasipalitis

When your hepa is sipalitising
My hepasipalitis is flaring up today
by Big head kirston March 2, 2025
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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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