I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! 

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010

Gulzar happy meal 

A poke and a hammer

I gave nX-Ragnarok the Gulzar happy meal

Gulzar happy meal by Dan Time April 30, 2009

Appalachian Happy Meal

An Appalachian Happy Meal is made up of cheap liquor and chewing tobacco, consumed in enough quantity to produce projectile vomiting

After Ma's wedding we had to put her in the hospital, she had one of them Appalachian Happy Meals

Appalachian Happy Meal by Johnny ET April 3, 2017

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.

No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014

Mexican Happy Meal 

A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.

a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

Mexican Happy Meal by Eymastud71 December 20, 2007

west virginia happy meal 

When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.

We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.

west virginia happy meal by Lucky Bucky March 31, 2008

New York Happy Meal 

WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.

The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.

Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!

Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal

New York Happy Meal by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 9, 2011