haha. 

What you say when something either isn't funny at all, or if you aren't paying attention to the conversation.

XxXL0LZXxX: OMFGZZZZZZZZ THEN HE LIKE FELLLLL OFF THE ROOOFF OMGG LMFAOOOZ!
oh_wow:haha.


xX0smexynesss0Xx: So that's when my mom fell on the floor and died.
i_don't_care: haha.

haha. by jamieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 21, 2008

Haha yes 

That feeling when you slowly lose your grip on reality, and you use memes to hide the fact that you're a shell of a human being, nothing but hatred in your heart.

Person A: *Shows picture of a dog getting fucked with a buncha lens flares*
Person B: *With no emotion in their eyes* "Haha yes"

Haha yes by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017

haha wow 

1. absolutely perfect response for one that does that pay attention.

Key Points:
- wow - fake show of amazement, one method to improve friendship
- haha - fake laughter, further improving friendship

*together they make a deadly combo

2. a response that occurs when one does not know how to respond

1.
- Sally: Like yesterday I was liek washing the dishes and I saw a cockroach! Like OMG! It was sooo funni!
- Bobby: haha wow

2.

- Bobby: I LOVE PEDO BEARS!
- Sally: (thinking ummm...) haha wow

haha wow by Oh la la! April 6, 2010

haha jk.... unless? 

the definition is in the name

haha jk....

unless?

steve: what if we put our minecraft beds next to each other haha jk.... unless?

alex: no-

haha jk.... unless? by galn September 1, 2019

haha gun go pew 

when the gun goes pew pew

Military Officer: Nooooo don't shoot the gun!
Me: haha gun go pew pew

haha gun go pew by certifiedcaprisunlover June 9, 2020

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter 

A phrase used by Dracula from the famous Disney movie "Hotel Transylvania", which he uses when his son-in-law Jonathan is engaging in sexual intercourse with his daughter Mavis and he somehow finds it funny.

"Sorry, Drac. I was late. I was doing stuff. "
"It's okay, I am stuff"
"No, Mavis, no"

"Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter. "

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter by JoePesci2323 May 27, 2021

Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi 

The catchphrase of the famous advertiser on the youtube channel known as MandJTV

Michael: Greetings, Pokefans! Michael here and
Grunty boi: Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi

Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi by DudeOnAnApp February 7, 2023