gurting

when someone is doing something very smart but also very dangerous at the same time

Person A: I knew this was going to happen
Gurt: What he's doing is very smart... But also very dangerous
Person B: He's gurting!

by realtazzy April 27, 2025

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Gurt

When you do something that is smart, but also very dangerous.

When I invested in bitcoin in 2011, that was very gurt.

by Johnsohy April 15, 2025

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Gurt

Doing something smart but also very dangerous

Joe is gurtting trying to get his crush

by unjoyous13 April 18, 2025

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gurt

your buddy gurt, you always salute him saying ''yo''

''Yo Gurt''
''gurt: yo''
''yo: sybau''

by imbetterthanuincallofduty June 15, 2025

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The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

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