When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017
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When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023
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Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 December 1, 2019
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The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.
"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"
by maire August 16, 2021
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meaning yogurt without the yo.

popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.

can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.
"whats good gurt"

"you are a momisthatyou fan as well"
by 47KERO February 16, 2022
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Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,
I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin
by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022
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