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Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.
So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.
by Adg623 April 24, 2018
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off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
by Acexc31 May 1, 2018
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Grid

“You wanna grid?” “I heard shawty wanted to grid.”
by nicki mcchicki February 24, 2023
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Slut Grid

A metal cattle grid placed at the driveway or entrance of a hotel, to stop sluts in high heels entering late at night.
"So glad our hotel in Gerlos has a Slut Grid, this town is full of skanks."
by Simcatalicious March 23, 2022
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turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017
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Grid

A personalised network of everyone that a person knows. Typically, an individual’s Grid has them in the center. People who are closer to the middle mean more to that person than people who are further away.
Jeremy’s Grid only has 6 people in it. Therefore, it should be deemed on honor to be on his Grid.
by Jay Scheme December 14, 2020
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Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male
I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!
by oilyotter December 13, 2021
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