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Jack Gibbons

Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.

A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!

However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-

As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote

“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-

very hit or miss may I add

just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”

Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor

Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
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amelia gibbons

she’s gorgeous and she’s poppy anderson’s
dayum amelia gibbons is cute
yeah but she’s poppys so back off or she will will murder you
by popso_<3 April 17, 2021
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andrea cali-gibbons

Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.

A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.
Did you see what that old lady andrea cali-gibbons was wearing? I feel sick!
by Iseelosers August 3, 2020
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gibbons

not terrible but most ppl r trash. u can find a 'few' good ones but most r white kids that do blackface, say the n word/any derogatory slur. they r mostly preppy and think theyre above everyone. better than broughton in terms of toxic people
Boy 1: Boy, those gibbons kids think theyre above everyone, smh.
by emocoolkid69 November 3, 2020
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Gives gibbon

Act in a manner that is generally relaxed, generous and chilled, like a gibbon loping happily in your direction to see if you want to play Mario Kart
Man, have you hung out with Felix lately? That guy's great, just gives gibbon whenever he's around
by gibbonfan#1 June 26, 2014
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Cardinal Gibbons High School

Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
“So your hookup count is 45?”
Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
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