by mynoduesp yuoy May 14, 2018

If somehow you survived this verbal beating then congratulations, you are one of 7, 697, 699, 099 people that have surpassed the ultimate test of sanity. If not, you have a 99% + 1% chance of being a janitor at Applebee’s. If you are lucky enough to live outside of Donald Trump Land, then you become the fragrance that your dead Grandparents used to put on. Goodluck.
Person 1; ur mum gae
Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*
Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*
Person 1: gottem
Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*
Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*
Person 1: gottem
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by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

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by fuckyouidotlmao February 2, 2019
