An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.
Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.
by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017
When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.
OH GOD I have erectile function
by Blackconnormcgregor May 08, 2023
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 29, 2021
All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
by Kingdom forest March 28, 2017
by Dick ThunderSword May 09, 2015
The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.
by ljgunner September 09, 2009