A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
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Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!
Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*
Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*
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When John decided to jump off of a moving car, Bret muttered "Facepalm of Justice", and slapped his forehead
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Used when you don't care or 'do not want.'
Used when you don't care or 'do not want.'
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Person #1: I hate hippies.
Person #2: *facepalm*
Person #1: I can see now that you're a total douche. Bye.
Person #2: *facepalm*
Person #1: I can see now that you're a total douche. Bye.
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Steve: I just got my daily dosage of facepalmitude
Steve: I just got my daily dosage of facepalmitude
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