felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024

friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl November 12, 2015

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 02, 2024

Swag Felony

An act that is both swag, and felonious.

Person 1: Hey! That's my watch!
Person 2: Sorry, this is a swag felony
Person 2: Swag😔

by TheGoldenGorilla October 06, 2021

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

Felony Camp

A heavy guarded, concrete compound where criminals and lames are ordered to attend after breaking the law and to ruminate on the many failures of their schemes and/or heists. Slang term for prison.

Mom told me my Dad is attending Felony Camp after burglarizing the Quik-E Mart down the street.

by MadMavi41 March 23, 2024