"I have to let you go I'm way too dunk to talk/text"
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.
by Jeebiez May 23, 2012
Get the Dunkmug. 
n. 1. in New England, Dunkin' Donuts
2. in Providence, RI, the Dunkin' Donuts Center - Rhode Island's Madison Square Garden
2. in Providence, RI, the Dunkin' Donuts Center - Rhode Island's Madison Square Garden
by wayfarer May 5, 2005
Get the Dunkmug. by joe da flava May 14, 2003
Get the ga-dunk-a-dunkmug. by FineAssMan December 28, 2005
Get the ba dunk a dunkmug. 
Person 1: Hey bro let's hit up Dunks really feeling an ice coffee
Person 2: Ok dude
Person 3 (from Washington D.C.): (very confused)
Person 2: Ok dude
Person 3 (from Washington D.C.): (very confused)
by Saroc July 14, 2016
Get the Dunksmug.