omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 10, 2011
1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 15, 2007
by Sam March 04, 2005
Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.
by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005
by disney August 10, 2007
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.
When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.
by Catechism August 30, 2007