defecation head

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

by g2l May 1, 2020

Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

defecating a bomb

The action of exploding a toilet by taking a shit

I’m gonna be defecating a bomb.

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

Defecation of Character

When someone is talking shit about you.

I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.

by Smart as... April 25, 2024

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022