danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.

Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!

by milfonian July 24, 2012

Danish Daddy

A man who is called Danish that want to be called Daddy or Danish Daddy

Omg he is a Danish Daddy
I wish I had a finish daddy

by Edam shag May 28, 2022

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011

stank danish

1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)

2)the past tense of stink danish

Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...

by molten May 6, 2004

Danish Curveball

A really bent penis.

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.

by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006

danish potato

n. When one takes a dump in his or her underwear and wraps it up, then putting it in a sleeping friend's mouth.

"Dude, you have got to stop giving me danish potatoes. I can't handle it."

by MrMuffin May 12, 2006