Danish Tickle

When a danish mand comes and tickles your ear with his penis while you sleep, so you sleep better

Danish man: "Ever had had a danish tickle preformed on you? it makes you sleep better!"
Dutch man: "No but i have been getting terrible sleep so sounds good!"

by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020

Danish Daddy

A man who is called Danish that want to be called Daddy or Danish Daddy

Omg he is a Danish Daddy
I wish I had a finish daddy

by Edam shag May 28, 2022

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011

stank danish

1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)

2)the past tense of stink danish

Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...

by molten May 6, 2004

Danish Curveball

A really bent penis.

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.

by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006

danish potato

n. When one takes a dump in his or her underwear and wraps it up, then putting it in a sleeping friend's mouth.

"Dude, you have got to stop giving me danish potatoes. I can't handle it."

by MrMuffin May 12, 2006