The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade
Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!
by Bear Monkey May 09, 2011
When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.
Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!
by Wardgy January 05, 2017
When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.
by cubeboy August 07, 2011
The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.
by AloePants June 07, 2016
1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)
2)the past tense of stink danish
2)the past tense of stink danish
by molten May 07, 2004
by Slightly_Mad March 02, 2004
n. When one takes a dump in his or her underwear and wraps it up, then putting it in a sleeping friend's mouth.
by MrMuffin May 01, 2006