A large celestial body, has a styling goatee and crown. Made popular by the games Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari, the King is often seen advising his son, The Prince, and lazing about. There once was a time when he destroyed all the stars in the sky, but through his hard work and perseverance, he made his son fix it.
by Gilder103 January 18, 2006
Get the King of All Cosmosmug. by tim October 20, 2003
Get the all is well in the cosmosmug. "Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
Get the Cosmo Fuck Tipsmug. The act of accelerating a less-than stylish car. Usually after being stuck behind a taxi/bus/tractor etc...
Must be said in a bad 1950's sci-fi voice.
Must be said in a bad 1950's sci-fi voice.
by Jack McManus October 3, 2006
Get the rocket through the cosmosmug. noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
Get the Scott Brown Cosmomug. by kkhey March 4, 2017
Get the Cosmo con plexi orgasmmug. by Mr_F00ky March 3, 2022
Get the Cosmomug.