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pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis

A word that's so long that I had to make a space within it so the example for this definition would be accepted. What's more, it's the longest word in the English language. Basically, pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. Invented by some guy who had too much time on his hands and wanted to make history by creating the longest word ever.
Doctor: Sir, I am afraid you have come down with a severe case of pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis due to exposure to volcanic dust.

Patient: WTF!?!?!?!?

Me: I feel your pain, dude...I feel your pain.
by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 15, 2007
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coprolalia

The uncontrolled and unfettered uttering of profanities.
Cunt, shitty asshole, nigger fuck flaps!!! I'm sorry, I suffer from coprolalia.
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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Copium

A metaphorical substance someone "consumes" after an unfavorable outcome takes place to help them "cope" with that outcome. Usually, it will involve conjuring up some silver lining that in practice does very little or nothing to mitigate that outcome.
Citizen 1: Holy crap we just elected a fascist psychopath into office, we're done for!
Citizen 2: Well...he did at least mention that he supports recycling right? (Inhales tons of copium)
by willpix January 10, 2022
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conio

In the Philippines, the word "conio" is used to describe spoiled rich kids who often mix their English and Tagalog, resulting in sentences like: "Oh my naman! I have to make aral so i can make pasar the exam bukas!"
by Tubod October 16, 2003
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Copiel

One who is generally overweight, often learns fictional tounges or languages that only exist is fantasy-like books such as "Dungeons and Dragons". Hobbies: Reads, Plays Video Games while eating and sitting in underwear. Mainly speaks in a wizard-like voice, and thinks that he or she is very wise, but in reality, is very, very naive and inexperienced in the real ways of life. A very pathetic creature the 'Copiel' is.
Copiel: "Ah, It is I, Daniel, I have risen from the dense fog that has been set off by some enchating spell in which I cannot identify!'
Me: Shut the fuck up
by BukkakeNick January 30, 2006
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copoclephilist

Collector of Keyrings!
you are a proper copoclephilist
by brad April 2, 2005
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Codiopath

A serial programmer who is unsatisfied with the state of all programming languages and coder abilities. A Codiopath often builds his own language to offset the lack of skill he perceives around him.
What kind of codiopath created this DSL, it's quite beautiful in it's implementation!
by nrub June 16, 2010
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