Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.

Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?

by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.

1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"

by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008

cooksource

Infringing on copyright and then attempting to get paid for publicity.

I don't have time to write my own articles, maybe I'll just cooksource it and earn a buck!

by JGrig November 5, 2010

Cooksource

Popularized by Judith Griggs, cooksourcing is the act of taking copyrighted material on the web and reproducing it as your own. One should generally try to improve the stolen material and then request payments from the original creator for improving their work.

Joe Smith: He where did you get this article.

Judith Griggs: I cooksourced that shit!

Joe Smith: Ah, I hope the internet doesn't get mad.

by The Internetzzz November 6, 2010

Cooktusfuck

Cooked As Fuck

A term typically used to describe a level of high at such strength and ferocity that cannot be described in any other fashion.
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.

"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"

by PlsGuban March 16, 2015

Cooksource

Function: verb

1. To use content on the web without permission, then request payment from original author for rewrites and editing.
2. To remain ignorant of plagiarism, ethics, copyright, and asshat behavior.

Etymology: From Cook's Source editor Judith Griggs' use of Monica's article from GodeCookery without attribution or permission, and from Griggs' subsequent rejection and ridicule of Monica's request for compensation.

Example of usage: "Why'd you get an F on that essay?" "I cooksourced the professor's doctoral thesis from her website, and I even cleaned it up for her and told her she should give me an A, but she failed me anyway."

Alternate usage: "For tomorrow's deadline, I'm going to cooksource some article from LiveJournal but edit it to remove the humor and interestingness.

by Oh Boy Tacos! November 6, 2010