I was goin down on your moms and she lost bowel control and inadvertantly gave me a Cambodian Mustache.
by Fat Gold Chain August 30, 2007
Get the A Cambodian Mustache mug.A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.
Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.
This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.
This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."
- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".
2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."
*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."
- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".
2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."
*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
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Get the black comedian mug.When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.
David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!
Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
by SheezyMan February 26, 2009
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"I got my girlfriend pregnant," said Billy
"Well, pulling a Comedian is the only thing you can do now," said Larry.
"Well, pulling a Comedian is the only thing you can do now," said Larry.
by Oldglory February 7, 2009
Get the Pulling a Comedian mug.Cambodia is in South East Asia bordered by Thailand, Vietnam and Laos. It is a very poor country, but many tourists visit the Angkor Wat. Their official language is French but they speak Khmer. They have a darker complexion than most Asians. They are mistaken for other Asian races. They have the same prime minister and King and Queen. The food is delicious and they are extremely friendly and obedient.
1: What's your nationality?
2: I'm Cambodian
1: Really? I never met a Cambodian before.
2: I get that a lot.
2: I'm Cambodian
1: Really? I never met a Cambodian before.
2: I get that a lot.
by xobabyxo August 16, 2008
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