chromebook

a pile of actual garbage,where dogshit has a better processing power

Jack: Hey I heard you got a chromebook,how is it?
John:It is absolute garbage device that will never be good no matter how much google tries to do to make it work
John

by Ilikeeatingbeans4 March 2, 2023

Chromebook

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.

Mum - I got you a laptop honey!

Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =

by chromebooky December 16, 2023

Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.

I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!

by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022

chromebook

an overpriced piece of tech that can do nothing

my chromebook is so shit that i cannot play any game on here

by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024

Chromebook Rat

Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.

Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.

by Luccafish May 21, 2023

Chromebooks

Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.

I fucking hate these Chromebooks I can’t even use ChatGPT on them, FUCK!!

by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025

Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.

Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.

by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022