One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
Get the chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The Gen Z Dictionary December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The Gen Z Dictionary December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.
Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
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Get the Chromebook mug.๐ง๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ตie ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป: A type of laptop that runs on ChromeOS and relies on cloud-based applications and storage (note: non-school ones have the option to run Android apps and games on it). Due to this, most Chromebooks have underpowered specs, and they are usually built on the lighter and sleeker side. Though surprisingly, there are chromebooks that have beefy specs and can cost up to $1200; believe it or not there are quite a few people who are in the market for it.
๐ฆ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ป๐'๐ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.
๐ฆ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ป๐'๐ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.
Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025
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