AzN Chopstick Mafia

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Sup ma dogg, the AzN's and the MexicN's are at it again! They're having another Mafia brawl in the supermarket.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Asian Chopstick Mafia

Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.

Taco Mafia 4 Eva!!

by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

chopstick religion

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life

“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”

by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021

Chopstick

Slang for Asian woman.

I just had sex with a chopstick, best night ever.

by qjz July 21, 2020