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Chicken

When school Admin lose their minds over nonexistent problems, off of the assumption that kids are inherently up to no good and immature.
"The school Admin caused outrage by refusing to let the students put harmless, meaningful words on their senior shirts, because they assume everything is slang for something bad."

"The new principle refused to let the student put her own name on her shirt, as the urban dictionary said it was slang for 'long penis'"

"Hey, lisa, the internet says chicken means cocaine. Let's ban it."
"I really think that the loud just likes chicken, mary-"
"No it's slangfor cocaine ban chicken, chicken is evil. Kids are evil, and now the internet says that Everything means penis. We must now only use Morse to communicate-wait, now morse means penis too. Fucking children....cunt ass bitches! Don't they know cursing makes them Satan?!"
by Katalinacat September 10, 2018
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Chicken

1. An Animal:

The chicken is a majestic small feathered creature in the bird family. Though it cannot fly it makes up for that by having really sharp claws that can cut through your skin and give you an infection. The chicken can also lay eggs just like any other normal bird but the eggs of a chicken are not only used to give life to new chickens, their eggs can also be used as a food source for humans.

2. Food that you can get at KFC or any other place that sells it:

Not only are the eggs of a chicken good for eating but the actual chicken is good for eating, it may seem sad that people eat such an adorable creature, but, it is true. Chicken is a very tasty food, it is a type of meat and can be eaten in many ways, for example, it can be fried, BBQd, roasted, toasted etc. It is very important not to eat the chickens body raw because you WILL get very sick by getting salmonella or some other virus or disease.
As an animal:

"Hey look at that adorable chicken, awwww"
"Can I hold your pet chicken please?"

As a food that you can get at KFC or any other place that sells it:

"Ill have the crispy chicken sandwich please"
"Do you have any chicken nuggets?"
by Strange_blue6 December 6, 2022
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Chicken

me
Friend: Youre such a chicken
Me: Ik :)
by Jullxcin January 14, 2019
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Chickens

A collective for groups of the bird chicken
A collective for groups of people who are constantly afraid
KFC
Why did the chickens cross the road? Because nobody has heard that joke before
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Chicken

An abomination to the meat chain
Jealous of its superior and best meat

The cow
Chickens are the trashiest food ever
by Fluff it November 13, 2018
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Chicken

(n.) Lame ass excuse for a dinosaur.

(v.) a nicer way of calling someone a pussy
(n.) bruh that chicken don't eat meat it eat seed das lame

(v.) boi u is a chicken for not doing that thing
by Succ_My_Memes March 16, 2018
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Chicken

Chicken Niggas
by Yeet Day April 12, 2019
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