cereal killer

Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.

That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!

by ILikeCereal July 1, 2003

cereal killer

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

by triple anal rape January 16, 2014

Cereal Dust

A fine dust rendered from pulverized cereal at the bottom of the box. The dust is usually the kif of the cereal box with all of its sugary goodness. Usually one is blessed with this treat when the other members of the household have damn near eaten all the cereal.

Honey there is no more Frosted Flakes! That’s OK sweetheart, I just snort the cereal dust from the bottom of the box.

by H.R. Manager August 31, 2009

Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.

Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.

by McSandtrap October 10, 2005

Super Cereal

Another way of saying "extremely serious", Serious=Cereal.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.

"Guys! I'm super cereal right now! ManBearPig is a major threat!"- Al Gore

by TFE August 7, 2006

totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008