SV Cartel

Aka the Silicon Valley Cartel. A conglomerate of big tech companies primarily in Silicon Valley that collude with each other to censor anything outside their narrative and crush any competition that does not fall in line with their interests.

Dude, did you hear that Steve's start up company lost their cloud services? The SV Cartel pulled the rug on his start up company only because he allowed a Proud Boy to use it once.

by Some Anonymous Dude February 25, 2021

cola cartel

A south florida singer/songwriter/rapper/porn star, cool mutha trucka.

y'all heard of that cola cartel???? SHITS LITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WHATSWRONGDANNY May 28, 2023

I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel

Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(

by Pixeyfr May 5, 2024

cartel style llc

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by CARTEL STYLE LLC November 15, 2023

Pulling a hispanic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a hispanic cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012