Capricorn

Toxic, Alcoholic, Thinks that it's queen of everything, Abusive
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BITCH 24/7. SHE'S VERY TOXIC. SHE'S DEFINITELY A CAPRICORN
by Imabakedbean February 21, 2024
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I’m not those hardcore astrology believers but I hate capricorns. We’re a bad chemistry. Not necessarily couple wise - but family related too. Though it’s true Leo’s tend to be prideful - it’s no doubt that Capricorns are the most prideful signs. You can’t ever win with one and it’s like ur whole world goes down the gutter once you cross paths with one. I would like to name an honorable mention, I thought I HATED scorpios but they’re not even close to where Capricorns are worse as they come. Capricorns always think they’re in the right and that no one goes above them. Major control issues and they can’t let you breathe. I seriously feel sorry to whoever has came across a Capricorn or even are married to them now. Maybe some of them out there aren’t the way I describe but every Capricorn I’ve known so far are the same and are the reason I even wrote this not January 24th, 2022 at 11:16 pm.
" Why are you crying so much, what happened??"
"My Tia is a Capricorn..."
...
*cries together*
by astralkiss January 25, 2022
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A capricorn is a person whos born in between December 21st and January 20th.
As a capricorn, everybody judges you for it for some reason. (especially white girls)
Person: What's your zodiac-sign?
You: Capricorn!
by sethbutno August 03, 2023
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The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi
Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..
by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018
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