[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!

Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!

by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008

Cannonball

The act of your turd splashing into the toilet water so hard that the water splashes up into your butthole

“Bro this morning I was taking a crap and my turd cannonballed.

by NoSurprises97 May 14, 2019

cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.

(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby

by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017

unattended cannonball

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)

In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2013

Cannonball Toke

n. Take a bong hit. Take a shot. Blow out smoke

Dude lets take some cannonball tokes

by JamaicanPilgrim June 21, 2011

Cannonballing

Driving as fast as you can fron NYC to LA in heavily modified cars, usually in about 29-33 hrs and sustained speeds over 100 MPH and not get your ass busted buy the cops. Record top speed is 175MPH/112 sustained. Fuckers are moving.

Where's Dave?
He's cannonballing rn
Hope he don't get his ass busted by the cops

by PowerSlavebytheMaiden December 21, 2022

Cannonballed

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.

Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.

by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023