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boxing match

the boxing match is a teen that dont be knowin what woman he is suppose to be with, and got himself hit in the head with a beachball. the first response he got was "who did that?"
the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, got confused, but should have gotten hit with a brick!!
by bwotr September 9, 2008
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boxing gloves

when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.
friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!
by slapahochief June 17, 2012
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boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.
Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.
by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011
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Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule
Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy
by Joe Clabough October 18, 2008
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Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris
After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004
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[Boxing Brian]

When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."
by PimperBrian October 16, 2008
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Boxing The Conversation

During a conversation, if one manages to perform the following in sequential order; a one-upper, a random segue, a one-downer, and finally another random segue which takes the conversation back to the beginning. The sequence can begin at any step as long as it forms a figurative box at the close of the manoeuvre.
"Terry is boxing the conversation with Bennie, this is hilarious! Hahaha!"
or "You've been boxed bro!"
or "Classic boxing!"
by christophergbass March 29, 2017
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