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Bowling Balls

A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.
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Bowling Ball

A heavy ball with 3 small finger sized holes in it that is used to knock over pins with. it is commonly found at bowling alleys.

what, did you expect something else?
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holding the bowling ball

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.
In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.
by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017
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Bowling balled

When your having sex with a girl doggystyle and your're about to climax you shove your thumb in her butthole, flip her so she does a rollypolly and you climax on her face
Last night I was fucking my girl and I bowling balled her, she absolutely loved it.
by mystery6969 December 28, 2014
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Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube
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bowling ball

When a woman is big, fat, or round and take three fingers to please
Man, all these chicks are bowling balls. Let’s bail.
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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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