velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020

blimp davis

bonnie. a large person who likes bon bons

wow that girl is a blimp davis.

by blimp davis June 16, 2008

blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon

At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job

by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015

info blimp

basically people being so knowledgeable that their ego is inflated because they think theyre better than you based off of their not having a life and having time to read encyclopedias on saturday nights.

girl 1: "Where is iceland anyways?" girl 2: "It's between Greenland and Ireland...duh." girl 1:" stfu! you're such an info blimp!"

by fried plantains June 23, 2009

Blimp dinger

A person who is fat and black and is also a pussy.

Look at that blimp dinger eating his fried chicken and his water melon drinking grape coolaid.

by datboss69 May 20, 2016

blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

by bab October 20, 2004

New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.

My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.

by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011