velvet blimp

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?
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blimp davis

bonnie. a large person who likes bon bons
wow that girl is a blimp davis.

by blimp davis June 16, 2008
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Blimp dinger

A person who is fat and black and is also a pussy.
Look at that blimp dinger eating his fried chicken and his water melon drinking grape coolaid.
by datboss69 May 20, 2016
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info blimp

basically people being so knowledgeable that their ego is inflated because they think theyre better than you based off of their not having a life and having time to read encyclopedias on saturday nights.
girl 1: "Where is iceland anyways?" girl 2: "It's between Greenland and Ireland...duh." girl 1:" stfu! you're such an info blimp!"
by fried plantains June 23, 2009
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blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon
At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job
by Insaneinethemembrane May 05, 2015
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blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.
"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"
by bab October 20, 2004
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New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
by 'Nucks man January 04, 2011
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